rather-be-fucking:

So unbelievably horny. FUCK.

fuckyourproblemsaway:

1. Kiss a girl
2. Have anal
3. Have a threesome
4. Engage in group sex
5. Have phone sex
6. Masturbate
7. Use a vibrator/male-toy(?)
8. Use a sex toy on someone else
9. Be tied up
10. Tie someone up
11. Have sex in a public space
12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
13. Sex in a car
14. Sex at a drive-in
15. Mile-high club 

16. Sex with a stranger 
17. One-night stand 
18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion) 
19. Sex on a boat 
20. Sex in a body of water 
21. Light spanking 
22. Read erotica 
23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game 
24. Sex in the shower 
25. Sex standing up against a wall 
26. Sex with no kissing 
27. Sex in the pitch black 
28. Sex in the broad daylight 
29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin 
30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness 
31. Watch porn together 
32. Watch porn alone 
33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms 
34. Sex on the beach 
35. Blindfolds
36. Using ice sexually 
37. Sexual role play 
38. Whipped cream 
39. La Perla lingerie sex 
40. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex 
41. Sex with someone much older 
42. Sex with someone younger (legal!) 
43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner 
44. A quickie in a skirt 
45. A longie in the rain 
46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you 
47. Feather ticklers 
48. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else 
49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone 
50. Silent sex in a full house

41 out of 50. Not bad. 

heir-of-gayness:

Come on guys I wanna be productive on this.

(via satorukimukobayashi)

-sigh-

The difference between silicone and a real cock… 

Someone come talk dirty to me!

Tell me what you would do to my body in the most graphic detail. Tell me what names you would call me. Tell me how badly you big fat cock is throbbing for me!

Send me submissions of your beautiful thin body and hard cock. I want to imagine it inside of me.

My inbox is dead right now. 

I want dirty messages and cocks. I’m still horny.

Anyone ever had their cock sucked by someone with a split tongue?

Had mine split recently, sooo…

I need a big fat cock to sit on…

If you’re on the thin side, and have a nice big fat cock, feel free to submit a pic of it.